{"id":15692,"date":"2021-10-10T19:00:44","date_gmt":"2021-10-10T23:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=15692"},"modified":"2021-10-10T19:00:51","modified_gmt":"2021-10-10T23:00:51","slug":"early-one-evening-in-mulberry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2021\/10\/10\/early-one-evening-in-mulberry\/","title":{"rendered":"Early one evening in Mulberry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Early one evening in Mulberry, Jason decided to go for a walk. For whatever reason, Jason decided that his clothing was not going to be a part of that walk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As one might imagine, people tend to call the cops when they witness a naked guy walking around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A deputy responded (nobody likes getting the naked guy calls), and sure enough, there was Jason\u2026completely naked\u2026and carrying a jug of water and a small glass ball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The deputy ordered Jason to stop. \u201cNo!\u201d Jason responded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The deputy put a handcuff on Jason. We\u2019ll assume it was on his wrist since that\u2019s where handcuffs go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jason tried to resist the deputy, and the deputy no doubt tried to resist getting too close to Jason.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The deputy repeatedly asked Jason what his name was and why he was naked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jason was perturbed by the questioning and yelled at the deputy, \u201cStop asking stupid questions! Ask me a good question.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our teachers always told us there were no stupid questions, but as cops, we know there are plenty of stupid answers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jason was arrested for exposing his naughty bits and resisting and had to be booked in as John Doe until he could be identified.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In Jason\u2019s defense, he didn\u2019t really have a good place to keep his ID.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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