{"id":20649,"date":"2022-03-10T01:54:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-10T06:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=20649"},"modified":"2022-03-09T20:17:51","modified_gmt":"2022-03-10T01:17:51","slug":"swan-dive-swan-city-satirical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/03\/10\/swan-dive-swan-city-satirical\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE – Swan City Satirical – MASKS DO NOT WORK"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Since Governor DeSantis clearly said that “MASKS DO NOT WORK”, and the City of Lakeland flips back and forth, a new decision is in the mix. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/rumble.com\/vw9kyx-desantis-tells-usf-students-to-take-of-their-masks-weve-gotta-stop-with-thi.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The City of Lakeland is looking to have all City employees tattoo a mask on their faces. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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An employee stated that “wearing a mask makes me feel safe”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A questionnaire was handed out and many are in favor of a permanent mask. The security of having a permanent mask solves the problem! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is another WIN-WIN for Lakeland! Safety first just in case another pandemic arises! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Since Governor DeSantis clearly said that “MASKS DO NOT WORK”, and the City of Lakeland flips back and forth, a new decision is in the mix.  https:\/\/rumble.com\/vw9kyx-desantis-tells-usf-students-to-take-of-their-masks-weve-gotta-stop-with-thi.html The City of… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20650,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"0","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[2479],"class_list":["post-20649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured","tag-swan-dive-swan-city-satirical-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20649\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}