{"id":20687,"date":"2022-03-12T07:41:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-12T12:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=20687"},"modified":"2022-03-09T19:50:42","modified_gmt":"2022-03-10T00:50:42","slug":"swan-dive-swan-city-satire-south-florida-road-diet-resolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/03\/12\/swan-dive-swan-city-satire-south-florida-road-diet-resolution\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE &#8211; Swan City Satire &#8211; &#8220;SOUTH FLORIDA ROAD DIET RESOLUTION&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No worries Lakeland! The South Florida Avenue congestion will be no more!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/03\/03\/south-florida-ave-road-diet-failure-any-other-options\/\">https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/03\/03\/south-florida-ave-road-diet-failure-any-other-options\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The mayor and city commissioners will be addressing the issue and will be doing something incredible!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There will be no trial or census taken, because time is of the essence.&nbsp; Money is never an issue either. There are unlimited funds and the taxpayers are happy to help!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Beginning at West Pine Street the road will be one large sidewalk and will continue up to Ariana Street.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This sidewalk area will be for walking, bike riding, skate boarding.&nbsp; This is great news for those who have lost their driving privileges due to unlawful activities.&nbsp; Also, this gives more opportunities for the homeless to camp out from dusk until dawn.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lakeland is a friendly place, so the city will have the home feel with park benches and people.&nbsp; All stores will remain open with all of the foot traffic. Outdoor dining can happen morning, noon and night.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cars will be re-routed down West Pine Street to Kathleen Road\/Harden Blvd and then back to South Florida Avenue via Ariana Street.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Downtown Lakeland will be the walkable town just like the mayor wanted, and this takes care of the two lane congestion!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another WIN-WIN for Lakeland!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cannot wait to hear about the bridge being built over Lake Hunter so the neighborhood across Harden Blvd. can join the sidewalk downtown!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-768x767.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No worries Lakeland! The South Florida Avenue congestion will be no more!&nbsp; https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/03\/03\/south-florida-ave-road-diet-failure-any-other-options\/ The mayor and city commissioners will be addressing the issue and will be doing something incredible!&nbsp; There&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20680,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[2490],"class_list":["post-20687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured","tag-swan-dive-swan-city-satire-south-florida-road-diet-resolution"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20687\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}