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<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nAll homes with filled garbage cans who are not getting their garbage picked up are on the NAUGHTY LIST! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone who has not paid their taxes has not had a pick up\u2026..NAUGHTY LIST!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone who has not weeded their flower garden has not been picked up\u2026..NAUGHTY LIST!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone with a car that is rusted and on blocks has not been picked up\u2026.NAUGHTY LIST!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone who has dog poop in the lawn has not been picked up\u2026.NAUGHTY LIST!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone who has a couch on the front porch that has more coils springing out of it like a bad mattress has not had a pick up\u2026.NAUGHTY LIST!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone with a Biden sign in their yard has not had a pick up\u2026.VERY VERY NAUGHTY LIST!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone wearing pj’s while shopping at Walmart has not had a pick up….NAUGHTY LIST!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone who has an electric car and gave up on gas and has not had a pick up…..NAUGHTY AND STUPID LIST! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone not going to work because they are faking an illness and has not had a pick up….NAUGHTY LIST! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
SANTA IS WATCHING YOU and reporting you to Polk County, SO YOU BETTER CLEAN UP AND GET ON THE NICE LIST SO YOUR GARBAGE WILL BE PICKED UP! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Santa is real! Biden is the real POTUS. The Easter Bunny is coming to town! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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