{"id":20986,"date":"2022-03-16T18:05:07","date_gmt":"2022-03-16T22:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=20986"},"modified":"2022-03-16T18:05:12","modified_gmt":"2022-03-16T22:05:12","slug":"swan-dive-swan-city-satire-first-ladys-husband-tests-positive-for-covid%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/03\/16\/swan-dive-swan-city-satire-first-ladys-husband-tests-positive-for-covid%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE &#8211; SWAN City Satire &#8211; First lady&#8217;s husband tests POSITIVE for Covid\ufffc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, Kamala Harris&#8217; husband tested POSITIVE for Covid.&nbsp;In remarks yesterday, Biden reported \u201cthe First Lady\u2019s husband\u201d had tested positive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/vxifl9-youre-an-idiot-joe.html\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/vxifl9-youre-an-idiot-joe.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Boy, Joe is getting around and his secret is out. He has COVID!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe&#8217;s 1st wife dies in a freak car accident, he then marries Jill and is now exposed to the truth that he is actually married to Kamala Harris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/heavy.com\/news\/joe-biden-first-wife-neilia-crash\/\">https:\/\/heavy.com\/news\/joe-biden-first-wife-neilia-crash\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/elections\/jill-bidens-ex-husband-joe-lied-about-marriage-to-cover-up-infidelity\/\">https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/elections\/jill-bidens-ex-husband-joe-lied-about-marriage-to-cover-up-infidelity\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"818\" height=\"1024\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 818px) 100vw, 818px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/IMG_20210131_111418_617-818x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20987\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/IMG_20210131_111418_617-818x1024.jpg 818w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/IMG_20210131_111418_617-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/IMG_20210131_111418_617-768x962.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/IMG_20210131_111418_617.jpg 1022w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Harris skipped a large White House \u201cEqual Pay\u201d event yesterday, leading many to speculate that she also may be experiencing symptoms. Both are triple boosted, allegedly. It was definitely not a saline injection.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"928\" height=\"1024\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 928px) 100vw, 928px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20210120-173347_DuckDuckGo-928x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20988\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20210120-173347_DuckDuckGo-928x1024.jpg 928w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20210120-173347_DuckDuckGo-272x300.jpg 272w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20210120-173347_DuckDuckGo-768x847.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20210120-173347_DuckDuckGo-1393x1536.jpg 1393w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20210120-173347_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can trust them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NOTE: The article is a SATIRE, but click on the links for the TRUTH!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-2-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20989\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-2-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-2-768x767.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-2-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-2.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Kamala Harris&#8217; husband tested POSITIVE for Covid.&nbsp;In remarks yesterday, Biden reported \u201cthe First Lady\u2019s husband\u201d had tested positive. https:\/\/rumble.com\/vxifl9-youre-an-idiot-joe.html Boy, Joe is getting around and his secret is out.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20989,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[2560],"class_list":["post-20986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured","tag-swan-dive-swan-city-satire-first-ladys-husband-tests-positive-for-covid"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20986\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}