{"id":21132,"date":"2022-03-24T14:52:44","date_gmt":"2022-03-24T18:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=21132"},"modified":"2022-03-24T14:52:48","modified_gmt":"2022-03-24T18:52:48","slug":"swan-dive-swan-city-satire-washington-dc-is-bringing-a-new-grocery-store-to-lakeland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/03\/24\/swan-dive-swan-city-satire-washington-dc-is-bringing-a-new-grocery-store-to-lakeland\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE- Swan City Satire – “WASHINGTON DC IS BRINGING A NEW GROCERY STORE TO LAKELAND!” "},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“WASHINGTON DC IS BRINGING A NEW GROCERY STORE TO LAKELAND!” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

President Joe Biden heard that Lakeland wanted a variety in the grocery department. He quietly announced that he is opening his first grocery store right here in Lakeland.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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We are EXCITED to announce that “TRAITOR JOE’S” will be opening in South Lakeland! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Their catchy tag line, “WHERE EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE” will consist of global items. Nothing will be from our local farmers. Everything will be shipped in from China and the Ukraine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Groundbreaking will happen after the November 2022 election, because Joe will be looking for a new career. He wants Florida to invest in his new endeavor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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