{"id":21344,"date":"2022-04-01T03:14:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T07:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=21344"},"modified":"2022-03-31T15:17:18","modified_gmt":"2022-03-31T19:17:18","slug":"desantis-signs-dont-say-my-momma-so-fat-bill-forcing-democrats-to-constantly-say-my-momma-so-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/04\/01\/desantis-signs-dont-say-my-momma-so-fat-bill-forcing-democrats-to-constantly-say-my-momma-so-fat\/","title":{"rendered":"DeSantis Signs ‘Don\u2019t Say My Momma So Fat\u2019 Bill, Forcing Democrats To Constantly Say ‘My Momma So Fat\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Looking more presidential every day, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently signed into law a brilliant piece of legislation called the \u201cDon\u2019t Say \u2018My Momma So Fat\u2019\u201d Bill, forcing the nation\u2019s democrats to go around all day yelling that their mommas are so fat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cMy momma so fat!\u201d said prominent Florida democrat, Nikki Fried, in response to journalist questions about how her campaign for Florida governor was coming along. \u201cDeSantis is bigoted and my momma so fat. We will not be silenced!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In a moving display of courageous equity, politicians and celebrities flocked to Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok to loudly proclaim the morbid obesity of their mothers. This grassroots effort to push back against the evil Florida governor has received constant media coverage by news anchors and analysts who also openly agreed that their mommas were so fat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Feeling internal pressure from progressive employees, Disney Studios protested the Florida law by editing the upcoming Lightyear movie so Buzz Lightyear says, \u201cMy momma so fat!\u201d over 150 times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At publishing time, a giggling Ron DeSantis was sitting down at his desk to sign the \u201cDon\u2019t Say \u2018I Eat My Boogers\u2019\u201d Bill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Looking more presidential every day, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently signed into law a brilliant piece of legislation called the \u201cDon\u2019t Say \u2018My Momma So Fat\u2019\u201d Bill, forcing the nation\u2019s… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21345,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"0","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[2621],"tags":[2631],"class_list":["post-21344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-my-momma-so-fat"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21344\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}