{"id":21754,"date":"2022-04-15T15:34:18","date_gmt":"2022-04-15T19:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=21754"},"modified":"2022-04-15T15:34:24","modified_gmt":"2022-04-15T19:34:24","slug":"pigeon-that-pooped-on-biden-to-speak-at-cpac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/04\/15\/pigeon-that-pooped-on-biden-to-speak-at-cpac\/","title":{"rendered":"Pigeon That Pooped On Biden To Speak At CPAC"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) has announced its star-studded lineup of speakers at the upcoming CPAC Dallas 2022 in August. Special guests will include Rep. Lauren Boebert, a ghost gun harmed by gun control legislation, and the new highly sought-after pigeon that pooped on President Biden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"580\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1110px) 100vw, 1110px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/article-10921-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C580&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21755\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/article-10921-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C580&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/article-10921-1.jpg?resize=300%2C170&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/article-10921-1.jpg?resize=768%2C435&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/article-10921-1.jpg?w=1392&amp;ssl=1 1392w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe are proud to announce that the pigeon has accepted an invitation to speak at this year\u2019s event,\u201d said CPAC representative, Buck Brobert to a crowd of conservative journalists who spontaneously began chanting \u201cLock her up,\u201d \u201cBuild the wall,\u201d and \u201cFour more poops!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe hope to hear the pigeon\u2019s own take on how it went from a simple bird scrounging up breadcrumbs on the tough streets of Iowa,\u201d said Brobert, \u201cTo the life-changing moment it stood up for American values by dropping a poopy protest on the false President\u2019s lapel.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When reached for comment, the pigeon responded to the CPAC\u2019s announcement with a confirmatory, \u201cCoo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At publishing time, the pigeon\u2019s newly-created Twitter account had already accrued over 1 million followers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) has announced its star-studded lineup of speakers at the upcoming CPAC Dallas 2022 in August. 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