{"id":22022,"date":"2022-04-30T13:44:39","date_gmt":"2022-04-30T17:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=22022"},"modified":"2022-04-30T13:46:32","modified_gmt":"2022-04-30T17:46:32","slug":"swan-dive-disneys-new-pinocchio-coming-soon%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/04\/30\/swan-dive-disneys-new-pinocchio-coming-soon%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE &#8211; Disney&#8217;s NEW Pinocchio coming soon!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Satire<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Young Pinocchio (starring Jen Psaki) runs away from his genius creator (played by Joe Biden) accompanied by the horse&#8217;s butt (played by Kamala Harris) to see the world and joins the traveling circus run by a hustler (featuring Barack Obama). Pinocchio&#8217;s nose grows when he lies because the evil warlock (played by Chuck Schumer) cast a spell on Pinocchio. Pinocchio has a dream of becoming a real girl!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"588\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220405-130100_DuckDuckGo-1024x588.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22023\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220405-130100_DuckDuckGo-1024x588.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220405-130100_DuckDuckGo-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220405-130100_DuckDuckGo-768x441.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220405-130100_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The creators of the new film, Fauci Productions, decided to cast everyone from Washington DC since they know how to lie and act. Pinocchio is a puppet, just like Joe Biden, and creating lies is their specialty!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Disney is excited about the new version because of the diversity in the characters.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"935\" height=\"1024\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 935px) 100vw, 935px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220416-220415_Chrome-935x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220416-220415_Chrome-935x1024.jpg 935w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220416-220415_Chrome-274x300.jpg 274w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220416-220415_Chrome-768x841.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220416-220415_Chrome-1403x1536.jpg 1403w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Screenshot_20220416-220415_Chrome.jpg 1440w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come one, come all, and watch the lies unfold right before your eyes!&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire Young Pinocchio (starring Jen Psaki) runs away from his genius creator (played by Joe Biden) accompanied by the horse&#8217;s butt (played by Kamala Harris) to see the world and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22025,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[2621],"tags":[2763],"class_list":["post-22022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-swan-dive-disneys-new-pinocchio-coming-soon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22022\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}