{"id":22029,"date":"2022-05-01T01:48:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=22029"},"modified":"2022-04-30T13:53:32","modified_gmt":"2022-04-30T17:53:32","slug":"swan-dive-social-media-is-private-thanks-to-elon-musk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/05\/01\/swan-dive-social-media-is-private-thanks-to-elon-musk\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE – Social Media is PRIVATE thanks to Elon Musk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Satire<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Millenniums, GenZ, and GenAlpha are stoked that ALL SOCIAL MEDIA IS PRIVATE thanks to Elon Musk. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Every self-indulgent photo and video is PRIVATE and no one will ever view them. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, Whatsapp, WeChat, LinkedIn, TikTok,\u00a0 & Telegram is where all PRIVATE MESSAGES, PHOTOS & VIDEOS are posted.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/blog.hootsuite.com\/best-social-media-apps-list\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please continue to document every second of your life because no one is watching your every move, not even the NSA, the FCC, or Sheriff Grady Judd and team. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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No one knows that you were at the beach when you called off sick from work. No one knows that you have any extracurricular activities outside of school, such as parties and skipping classes, and lying to your parents about where you are and what you are doing.  Your parents,, teachers, and frenemies will never know your PRIVATE LIFE anymore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If anyone sees your photos or videos, contact Elon Musk via Twitter and post the photos and videos there so that they will then be guaranteed as PRIVATE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/mobile.twitter.com\/elonmusk<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Technology is amazing, isn’t it?! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Satire Millenniums, GenZ, and GenAlpha are stoked that ALL SOCIAL MEDIA IS PRIVATE thanks to Elon Musk.  Every self-indulgent photo and video is PRIVATE and no one will ever view… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22025,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"0","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[2621],"tags":[2764],"class_list":["post-22029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-swan-dive-social-media-is-private-thanks-to-elon-musk"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22029\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}