{"id":22502,"date":"2022-05-15T15:41:27","date_gmt":"2022-05-15T19:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=22502"},"modified":"2022-05-15T15:41:33","modified_gmt":"2022-05-15T19:41:33","slug":"swan-dive-publix-removes-russian-vodka-from-shelves-whats-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/05\/15\/swan-dive-publix-removes-russian-vodka-from-shelves-whats-next\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE-Publix removes Russian vodka from shelves….what’s next?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Fox 13 News broke the story!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/www.fox13news.com\/news\/publix-to-remove-russian-vodka-from-shelves<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What’s next????<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Publix whistleblowers are coming forward and have said that there’s more coming! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE REMOVED NEXT AND WHY?!!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/www.publix.com\/c\/multicultural-foods\/a1afe928-abfb-41fd-bd9f-8e438dbb8440<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Multicultural food items will be disappearing because of the countries that they originate from. It hurt the feelings of executives and employees.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Russia was associated with Vodka, so that hurt the feelings of a Publix executive.  He was supportive of Ukraine and cried at work due to the Political Trauma it has caused him. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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They have heard that the British foods will be discontinued because a Publix executive was made fun of by a British citizen in the past.  He said that their accent infuriates him like a manic trigger, and looking at all things British just sends him over the edge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Executives want to make sure that all employees feel safe in their work environment, so the whistleblowers said to stock up before it’s all gone! No more purchase orders have been made. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don’t worry though, the Publix executive is going to counseling & therapy, and Publix is paying for the sessions.  Publix is a safe place for everyone because of the therapy! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This is proven to be true because many are relieved that the Vodka is gone and they feel safer shopping. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The whistleblowers are shocked that Publix is now a POLITICAL GROCERY STORE! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No one is allowed to say the following words: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

*election fraud<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*President Trump<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*Covid-19 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

*mask<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*quarantine <\/p>\n\n\n\n

*jab <\/p>\n\n\n\n

*across the pond <\/p>\n\n\n\n

*Queen<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*Putin<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*vodka<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*all things British! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

All employees are mandated to listen to the Ukrainian song, “SHE CRIED” before coming to work. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here are the first few lines that are now instilled into the minds of the Publix employees.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I’ll be saved from your words <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ll be – intact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a year of insults, I won’t pay the price.”\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/lyricstranslate.com\/en\/plakala-%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B0-she-cried.html-0<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

In closing, come to Political Publix and don’t speak, just buy what they’re selling! It’s a SAFE PLACE! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fox 13 News broke the story!\u00a0 https:\/\/www.fox13news.com\/news\/publix-to-remove-russian-vodka-from-shelves What’s next???? Publix whistleblowers are coming forward and have said that there’s more coming!  WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE REMOVED NEXT AND WHY?!!!!  https:\/\/www.publix.com\/c\/multicultural-foods\/a1afe928-abfb-41fd-bd9f-8e438dbb8440… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22025,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"0","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[2621],"tags":[2856],"class_list":["post-22502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-swan-dive-publix-removes-russian-vodka-from-shelves-whats-next"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22502\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}