{"id":22515,"date":"2022-05-16T04:21:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-16T08:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=22515"},"modified":"2022-05-15T18:34:22","modified_gmt":"2022-05-15T22:34:22","slug":"swan-dive-all-lakeland-employees-will-be-appreciated-every-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/05\/16\/swan-dive-all-lakeland-employees-will-be-appreciated-every-day\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE &#8211; All Lakeland Employees will be APPRECIATED&#8230;every day!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Satire<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Employees feel that they are not appreciated anymore, so the City of Lakeland has fixed the hurt feelings!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"692\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154227_DuckDuckGo-1024x692.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154227_DuckDuckGo-1024x692.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154227_DuckDuckGo-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154227_DuckDuckGo-768x519.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154227_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fox13news.com\/news\/every-day-is-employee-appreciation-day-for-managers-desperate-to-keep-workers\">https:\/\/www.fox13news.com\/news\/every-day-is-employee-appreciation-day-for-managers-desperate-to-keep-workers<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Every day is Employee Appreciation Day for managers desperate to keep workers in Lakeland! This was the final decision made by the mayor and city commissioners this week.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All employees in the city limits will receive the following every day:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Breakfast of their choice from any restaurant within the city limits, before their shift.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Lunch of their choice from any restaurant within the city limits, during their shift.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*1.5-hour paid lunch break.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Dinner of their choice from any restaurant within the city limits, including immediate family members every evening.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"654\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154432_DuckDuckGo-1024x654.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154432_DuckDuckGo-1024x654.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154432_DuckDuckGo-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154432_DuckDuckGo-768x491.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154432_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The following will be given to the employees to show our appreciation:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Birthday paid time off with the purchase of a birthday gift valued at no more than $500.00.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Anniversary of legal marriage paid time off for 3 days, with a paid getaway valued at no more than $2k.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Child&#8217;s birthday paid time off with a paid venue for birthday party up to 50 people in attendance, valued at no more than $5k.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*All funerals with proof of photos paid time off, and a bottle of alcohol of your choice valued at no more than $100.00.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"546\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154254_DuckDuckGo-1024x546.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154254_DuckDuckGo-1024x546.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154254_DuckDuckGo-300x160.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154254_DuckDuckGo-768x410.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154254_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And, the final appreciation days will be: (We will highlight a few since there are too many to list!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*National Stocking Day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Take your parents to the playground day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*National chocolate chip day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*National piercing day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*National BBQ day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*National American craft beer day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Pack Rat Day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*National no dirty dishes day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"696\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154236_DuckDuckGo-1024x696.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154236_DuckDuckGo-1024x696.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154236_DuckDuckGo-300x204.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154236_DuckDuckGo-768x522.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Screenshot_20220515-154236_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Too many to list, so please click on the link below to know that each National holiday is paid time off so you will be a happy employee in the city limits of Lakeland!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nationaltoday.com\/national-day-calendar\/\">https:\/\/nationaltoday.com\/national-day-calendar\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lakeland&#8230;.a city that wants everyone to be happy, every day!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire Employees feel that they are not appreciated anymore, so the City of Lakeland has fixed the hurt feelings! https:\/\/www.fox13news.com\/news\/every-day-is-employee-appreciation-day-for-managers-desperate-to-keep-workers Every day is Employee Appreciation Day for managers desperate to&hellip; 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