{"id":22910,"date":"2022-06-01T15:12:53","date_gmt":"2022-06-01T19:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=22910"},"modified":"2022-06-01T15:12:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-01T19:12:57","slug":"swan-dive-january-through-december-is-heterosexual-month%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/06\/01\/swan-dive-january-through-december-is-heterosexual-month%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE – January through December is HETEROSEXUAL MONTH!\ufffc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Satire<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There IS no day for straight people! It\u2019s unfair!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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January through December will now be officially known as HETEROSEXUAL MONTH…… forever! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Celebrate being a man and a woman, the way God intended…EVERY DAY….EVERY MONTH….ALL YEAR LONG!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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All communities must know that HETEROSEXUALS were created by God as stated in the Bible. God made Adam and Eve, the original first family. That is a fact! So, we want our year after year celebration too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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https:\/\/www.biblehub.com\/kjv\/genesis\/5.htm<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Celebrate being a man and a woman today and every day! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Celebrate your HETEROSEXUAL marriages! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Show your affection outloud by holding hands in public, kissing and hugging infront of your children.  Show the world that you are not ashamed and you will not be locked away in shame! You will not be canceled! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/heterosexual<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Stand tall and proud…you are a PROUD HETEROSEXUAL! CELEBRATE THAT EVERY MONTH<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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