{"id":22910,"date":"2022-06-01T15:12:53","date_gmt":"2022-06-01T19:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=22910"},"modified":"2022-06-01T15:12:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-01T19:12:57","slug":"swan-dive-january-through-december-is-heterosexual-month%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/06\/01\/swan-dive-january-through-december-is-heterosexual-month%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE &#8211; January through December is HETEROSEXUAL MONTH!\ufffc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Satire<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There IS no day for straight people! It\u2019s unfair!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"651\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135201_DuckDuckGo-1-1024x651.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22912\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135201_DuckDuckGo-1-1024x651.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135201_DuckDuckGo-1-300x191.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135201_DuckDuckGo-1-768x488.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135201_DuckDuckGo-1.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">January through December will now be officially known as HETEROSEXUAL MONTH&#8230;&#8230; forever!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Celebrate being a man and a woman, the way God intended&#8230;EVERY DAY&#8230;.EVERY MONTH&#8230;.ALL YEAR LONG!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"763\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135245_DuckDuckGo-1024x763.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22911\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135245_DuckDuckGo-1024x763.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135245_DuckDuckGo-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135245_DuckDuckGo-768x572.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135245_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All communities must know that HETEROSEXUALS were created by God as stated in the Bible. God made Adam and Eve, the original first family. That is a fact! So, we want our year after year celebration too!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"586\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135236_DuckDuckGo-1024x586.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22913\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135236_DuckDuckGo-1024x586.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135236_DuckDuckGo-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135236_DuckDuckGo-768x440.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135236_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblehub.com\/kjv\/genesis\/5.htm\">https:\/\/www.biblehub.com\/kjv\/genesis\/5.htm<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Celebrate being a man and a woman today and every day!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Celebrate your HETEROSEXUAL marriages!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Show your affection outloud by holding hands in public, kissing and hugging infront of your children.&nbsp; Show the world that you are not ashamed and you will not be locked away in shame! You will not be canceled!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/heterosexual\">https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/heterosexual<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"793\" height=\"1024\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 793px) 100vw, 793px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135258_DuckDuckGo-793x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22915\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135258_DuckDuckGo-793x1024.jpg 793w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135258_DuckDuckGo-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135258_DuckDuckGo-768x992.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135258_DuckDuckGo-1189x1536.jpg 1189w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135258_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stand tall and proud&#8230;you are a PROUD HETEROSEXUAL! CELEBRATE THAT EVERY MONTH<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"963\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135212_DuckDuckGo-1024x963.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22916\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135212_DuckDuckGo-1024x963.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135212_DuckDuckGo-300x282.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135212_DuckDuckGo-768x723.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Screenshot_20220601-135212_DuckDuckGo.jpg 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire There IS no day for straight people! 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