{"id":23379,"date":"2022-06-27T15:37:34","date_gmt":"2022-06-27T19:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=23379"},"modified":"2022-06-27T16:11:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-27T20:11:16","slug":"mayor-mutz-makes-a-proclamation-on-behalf-of-the-gay-swans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/06\/27\/mayor-mutz-makes-a-proclamation-on-behalf-of-the-gay-swans\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE – Mutz makes a proclamation on behalf of the GAY SWANS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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Since Mayor Mutz’s proclamation for the LGBTQ people, the swans were outraged since they were not included! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/www.genderinclusivebiology.com\/newsletter\/80-of-gay-swan-couples-successfully-raise-their-young-compared-to-30-of-straight-swan-couples-gender-showcase-9-12<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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80% of gay swan couples successfully raise their young, but only 30% of straight swan couples successfully raise their young. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Mayor was heard in City Hall yelling that the ‘swans are proud and gay and raise their young just like the humans.’ <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Mayor is planning to make a proclamation on July 3rd at Red, White & Kaboom at Lake Mirror. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wear your “SWAN PRIDE” shirts on July 3rd to show your support for the 80% of gay swans! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Isn’t it funny that statistics really show that 100% of the swans mate as male and female to make their young…..just like humans, but what do I know?! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Satire Since Mayor Mutz’s proclamation for the LGBTQ people, the swans were outraged since they were not included!  https:\/\/www.genderinclusivebiology.com\/newsletter\/80-of-gay-swan-couples-successfully-raise-their-young-compared-to-30-of-straight-swan-couples-gender-showcase-9-12 80% of gay swan couples successfully raise their young, but only… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23382,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"0","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[2621],"tags":[3038],"class_list":["post-23379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-mayor-mutz-makes-a-proclamation-on-behalf-of-the-gay-swans"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23379\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}