{"id":27154,"date":"2022-11-17T22:06:12","date_gmt":"2022-11-18T03:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=27154"},"modified":"2022-11-17T22:06:18","modified_gmt":"2022-11-18T03:06:18","slug":"elon-musk-demands-twitter-servers-explain-what-all-these-wires-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/11\/17\/elon-musk-demands-twitter-servers-explain-what-all-these-wires-for\/","title":{"rendered":"Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Satire<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"740\" height=\"419\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/f9bb16b0d03373ff5769569bcd4bd337.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27155\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As part of his initiative to streamline the back end of the platform, Elon Musk reportedly demanded Tuesday that the remaining Twitter servers explain to him in detail what all the wires were for. \u201cThese ones here\u2014what do they do, exactly?\u201d the company\u2019s new owner and CEO said during a visit to Twitter\u2019s data center, holding up a tangled clump of blue wires and showing them to a row of machines, which he accused of \u201ctaking up an inordinate amount of space without contributing anything to user experience.\u201d \u201cHello? I want an explanation for what you\u2019ve all been doing down here on company time, and if you can\u2019t give me one in the next five minutes, you\u2019ll all be let go. For instance, what does this red thing do? Is this where we keep the internet? Make this smaller and faster immediately. And let\u2019s start charging users for whatever is inside these cords.\u201d At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire As part of his initiative to streamline the back end of the platform, Elon Musk reportedly demanded Tuesday that the remaining Twitter servers explain to him in detail what&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27155,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[2621],"tags":[3887],"class_list":["post-27154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-elon-musk-demands-twitter-servers-explain-what-all-these-wires-for"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27154\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}