{"id":27699,"date":"2022-12-08T16:41:13","date_gmt":"2022-12-08T21:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=27699"},"modified":"2022-12-08T16:41:18","modified_gmt":"2022-12-08T21:41:18","slug":"tragedies-that-could-have-been-prevented-with-better-gun-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2022\/12\/08\/tragedies-that-could-have-been-prevented-with-better-gun-control\/","title":{"rendered":"Tragedies That Could Have Been Prevented With Better Gun Control"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Written by BabylonBee.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SATIRE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Guns. They’ve caused countless tragedies. The list of tragedies that could have been prevented by guns is literally infinite, especially when you consider the multiverse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here is a small sampling of tragedies that could have been prevented with common sense gun control:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. World War I: Without guns, they would have just resorted to slap fights. In the case of the French, tickle fights.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. World War II: Imagine what would have happened if Hitler had never been able to access an AR-15.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. That time Chick-Fil-A ran out of sauce: And even during the crisis, Congress did NOTHING.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. 9\/11: If only those planes had been stored locked and unloaded.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. The destruction of Hometree on Pandora by the forces of Colonel Miles Quatrich: You know, from Avatar? No? You already forgot that movie? Well, it was sad.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. The conquest of Asia by Genghis Khan: Red flag laws could have stopped this.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. That time you failed a test: We’re sure gun laws factor in somehow.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  8. The eruption of Mount St. Helens: Mother Nature was mad about the guns. When will we listen?!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  9. Climate change: Climate change is caused by guns. Guns are caused by climate change. It’s a vicious circle.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  10. Aerith’s tragic death in Final Fantasy VII: To this day, we’re still scarred.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  11. The Beverly hillbillies moving to Beverly Hills: Jed Clampett should have never had access to that there rifle.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  12. Noah’s flood: Let’s hope it doesn’t take another flood for us to finally get rid of all these guns!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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