{"id":32376,"date":"2023-05-24T16:02:30","date_gmt":"2023-05-24T20:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=32376"},"modified":"2023-05-24T16:02:34","modified_gmt":"2023-05-24T20:02:34","slug":"tough-guy-sheriff-grady-judd-was-triggered-by-flying-bouncy-panties-at-a-forced-birth-event","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2023\/05\/24\/tough-guy-sheriff-grady-judd-was-triggered-by-flying-bouncy-panties-at-a-forced-birth-event\/","title":{"rendered":"Tough guy Sheriff Grady Judd was triggered by flying bouncy panties at a forced-birth event"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Written by BILLY TOWNSEND<\/p>\n\n\n

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It\u2019s hard to even know where to start with PantyGhaziGate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So let me just open with this fact: America\u2019s fakest tough guy sheriff, Polk County\u2019s Grady Judd, got provoked last week into a multi-day felony womanhunt for an anti-forced birth activist accused of tossing a balled-up item of women\u2019s underwear near one of his deputies, Capt. Billy Strickland, who was a \u201cguest\u201d at a forced-birth event.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Judd\u2019s office claims the activist, named Bonnie Patterson-James, committed felony battery on a law enforcement officer because Strickland claims the rounded panty projectile touched him on the leg. Meanwhile, Lakeland Police officers, who were actually hired to provide security, sanely and rationally looked on without criminal concern. (Yeah, read that all again. You have to work through it.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moreover, when one peers through the fog of lingerie, it appears that Strickland claims the weaponized panties bounced<\/strong><\/em> into him. See this video<\/a> for immediate aftermath of the panty mortar\u2019s detonation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve been married a long time. I have some experience with women\u2019s underwear. (I know, TMI; but so is this whole stupid story) I have yet to encounter any panties, in my entire life, made of bouncy rubber or similar material. So I have some physics questions concerning the bounce<\/strong><\/em> I\u2019d like to see adjudicated, should this felony arrest ever come to trial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And strangely, despite all this intense law enforcement activity, tough guy showboat Sheriff Judd has yet to hold any big press conferences about it.\u00a0He hasn\u2019t warned all of you women with your weaponized panties that burly Polk County men \u201clike their guns\u201d and he\u2019s \u201chighly recommending they blow you back out\u201d of your underwear if you toss thongs at them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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