{"id":32398,"date":"2023-05-25T17:33:58","date_gmt":"2023-05-25T21:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=32398"},"modified":"2023-05-25T17:34:02","modified_gmt":"2023-05-25T21:34:02","slug":"after-twitter-announcement-fails-desantis-sends-back-up-announcement-to-peoples-pagers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2023\/05\/25\/after-twitter-announcement-fails-desantis-sends-back-up-announcement-to-peoples-pagers\/","title":{"rendered":"After Twitter Announcement Fails, DeSantis Sends Back-Up Announcement To People\u2019s Pagers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Satire by BabylonBee.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"580\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/646f5f5cf3266646f5f5cf3267-1024x580.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32399\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/646f5f5cf3266646f5f5cf3267-1024x580.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/646f5f5cf3266646f5f5cf3267-300x170.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/646f5f5cf3266646f5f5cf3267-768x435.jpg 768w, https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/646f5f5cf3266646f5f5cf3267.jpg 1392w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After a Twitter announcement that was hampered by tech issues, Governor Ron DeSantis has assured that anyone who was unable to hear the announcement on Elon Musk&#8217;s platform will soon receive a follow-up announcement on their pagers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, folks, if you have one of the newer pagers capable of receiving text, you will be receiving my announcement personally. Please make sure your pagers are charged and turned on,&#8221; said DeSantis on Twitter. &#8220;I am a presidential candidate who fully embraces the technology that will be essential for our Great American Comeback!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Media outlets, outraged at being left out, condemned the move as fascist somehow. &#8220;This just goes to prove how fascist this fascist fascist is,&#8221; said MSNBC&#8217;s Joy Reid. &#8220;We&#8217;ll be back tomorrow night with more, once we figure out exactly how this is fascist.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At publishing time, Joe Biden had confirmed he was the only one who had received the announcement, as he is the only one in America who still uses a pager.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire by BabylonBee.com After a Twitter announcement that was hampered by tech issues, Governor Ron DeSantis has assured that anyone who was unable to hear the announcement on Elon Musk&#8217;s&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":32399,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[2621],"tags":[5095],"class_list":["post-32398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-after-twitter-announcement-fails"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32398\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}