{"id":41828,"date":"2024-02-09T13:08:04","date_gmt":"2024-02-09T18:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=41828"},"modified":"2024-02-09T13:08:10","modified_gmt":"2024-02-09T18:08:10","slug":"man-ruled-too-senile-to-stand-trial-still-fine-to-run-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2024\/02\/09\/man-ruled-too-senile-to-stand-trial-still-fine-to-run-country\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Ruled Too Senile To Stand Trial Still Fine To Run Country"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By BabylonBee SATIRE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Special Counsel Robert Hur will not recommend charges for Biden&#8217;s mishandling of classified documents on the grounds that he&#8217;s too old and senile to stand trial.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1110\" height=\"628\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1110px) 100vw, 1110px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/65c5444f6c1b365c5444f6c1b4.webp?resize=1110%2C628&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-41829\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I mean, seriously, have you seen that guy?&#8221; said Hur to reporters. &#8220;I tried to ask him questions and he attempted to put my notepad in his mouth. The dude is totally zonked out for sure. I mean, we all knew this, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In spite of the report detailing Biden&#8217;s late-stage dementia, the Special Counsel confirmed Biden is just fine to continue running the country. &#8220;Oh yeah, that&#8217;s no problem,&#8221; he said. &#8220;You heard the Press Secretary. He&#8217;s so active and alert no one can keep up with him! 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