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<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\nThe new capitol building, shaped like a gigantic orange, aims to pay homage to Florida’s rich history in citrus farming. The Governor quipped, “Why settle for being the Sunshine State when we can also be the Orange State?” He further elaborated that the spherical structure would not only serve as a government building but also double as a tourist attraction, complete with a juice bar in the lobby and a Vitamin C spa for legislators needing a quick refresh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Critics of the plan have raised concerns about the practicality and cost of such a transformation. However, the Governor assured that the project would be funded entirely by a newly proposed ‘Citrus Tax,’ to be levied on all non-orange fruit sales in the state.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In an effort to make the capitol environmentally friendly, the Governor announced that the building would be powered by renewable energy, specifically, “the power of citrus.” Engineers are reportedly working on a prototype generator that runs on orange peel waste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The architectural design features a peel-like exterior with segments that open for windows, and a state-of-the-art irrigation system to keep the building ‘fresh’. The Governor added, “In case of a hurricane, the building will emit a delightful orange scent across the city, turning disaster into aromatherapy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The reaction from the public has been mixed, with some praising the innovative design and others questioning its feasibility. A local resident remarked, “I thought I’d heard it all, but a capitol building shaped like an orange? That’s Florida for you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the state awaits further details on this juicy venture, the Governor remains optimistic, stating, “This is more than a building; it’s a symbol of our state’s zest for life.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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