{"id":44070,"date":"2024-04-11T20:00:38","date_gmt":"2024-04-12T00:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=44070"},"modified":"2024-04-11T20:00:46","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T00:00:46","slug":"jennifer-canady-wont-put-her-6-week-forced-birth-law-on-her-own-gross-mailers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2024\/04\/11\/jennifer-canady-wont-put-her-6-week-forced-birth-law-on-her-own-gross-mailers\/","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer Canady won’t put her 6-week forced birth law on her own gross mailers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

By Billy Townsend<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The supposed speaker-in-waiting should resign if she’s too consumed by guilt or shame or fear to tout her big achievement in brutalizing many and endangering all pregnant women in Florida.<\/p>\n\n\n

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How badly must 6-week forced birth poll and\/or cause personal backlash?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Its sponsor in Florida, Rep. Jennifer Canady, R-Lakeland, won\u2019t even put it on this list of gross greatest hits of rehashed DeSantism\/Nolteism\/Hilligossism gracing her new campaign mailer. That\u2019s how bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Back when she was a 2022 candidate, Jennifer Canady didn\u2019t say anything about \u201cillegal aliens\u201d and taxpayer handouts for rich parents at Lakeland Christian School (her employer) and the dangers of teaching black history when she was pretending to campaign as just a happy normal nepo and teacher because she needed Democratic\/independent votes to beat Phillip Walker in an open GOP primary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today, she\u2019s gone full-on CCDF, two election cycles too late.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I tried to tell ya\u2019ll.<\/a> Never confuse social class and personal presentation with respectability.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And still, even with all that, she\u2019s afraid of her own forced birth law.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The forced birth lies, abuses of power, and (very brief) sensual celebrations J-Can wants you to forget<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Since J-Can won\u2019t claim her own \u201csuccesses,\u201d let me remind you of her formidable forced birth record:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lied to my face<\/a> \u2014 and the public\u2019s \u2014 when asked repeatedly about her forced birth intentions as a candidate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Positively luxuriated\u00a0in the sensual glow of those lies and the brutalization of Florida women and girls \u2014 for all posterity. See her special access to Ron DeSantis\u2019s closed-door signing of the 6-week forced birth law she sponsored. Doesn\u2019t she look so, so proud? Bonus Sen. Colleen Burton shot, looking maybe a little less proud.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. As I\u2019ve said before, get you somebody who beams at you with that kind of exultation behind closed doors.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n
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    1. Sicced Grady Judd\u00a0and the full public resources of the Polk County Sheriff\u2019s Office on a multi-day manhunt of the protestor\u00a0who tossed a pair of balled up panties into Canady\u2019s first and only public celebration of 6-week forced birth\u00a0at\u00a0Marilyn Paul\u2019s \u201ccrisis pregnancy\u201d snitch center. J-Can hasn\u2019t said a word about forced birth since and has barely been seen in public.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    2. Ducked all comment\u00a0when her husband Charles ruled that the 6-week forced birth law she was so proud of could now be enforced by Grady Judd\u2019s guns, just like the flying bouncy panties.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n
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      The name \u201cCanady\u201d was once associated with the public good, civic populism, and accessible openness of Walkin\u2019 Lawton Chiles<\/a>. Not anymore. I hope it was worth it, Charles the Elder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Because 25 years from now, if I\u2019m still alive and in my 70s, and reasonable maternity care has long-since been restored and this period of cowardly and brutal forced birth forgotten, I\u2019ll still<\/strong><\/em> be using these pictures of J-Can. (And Colleen.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      You will never<\/strong><\/em> escape them if I can help it. The name \u201cCanady\u201d will be attached to forced birth in Polk County like the name \u201cBull Connor\u201d is to segregation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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