{"id":48013,"date":"2024-07-22T20:49:49","date_gmt":"2024-07-23T00:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=48013"},"modified":"2024-07-22T20:50:01","modified_gmt":"2024-07-23T00:50:01","slug":"swan-dive-silver-alert-issued-for-joe-biden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2024\/07\/22\/swan-dive-silver-alert-issued-for-joe-biden\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE – SILVER ALERT ISSUED FOR JOE BIDEN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Satire<\/p>\n\n\n

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President Trump\u2019s campaign manager is asking: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat happened to Joe Biden? Where is he?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe we need a Silver Alert!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With that being said, an official silver alert has been sent across America. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Missing: Joe Biden <\/p>\n\n\n

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Whereabouts: Delaware or at any ice cream stand. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Height: 6’0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hair color: White <\/p>\n\n\n\n

He is fragile and falls up stairs and forgets what he’s saying. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you have seen this man, call Mar-A-Lago because Jill isn’t looking for him.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Satire President Trump\u2019s campaign manager is asking:  \u201cWhat happened to Joe Biden? Where is he?\u201d Maybe we need a Silver Alert! With that being said, an official silver alert has… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48014,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"2621","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2,"attached_media":[{"id":48014,"url":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-6-jpg.webp","type":"image\/jpeg"}]},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[2621],"tags":[9195],"class_list":["post-48013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-swan-dive-silver-alert-issued-for-joe-biden"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48016,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48013\/revisions\/48016"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}