{"id":48801,"date":"2024-08-14T14:29:55","date_gmt":"2024-08-14T18:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=48801"},"modified":"2024-08-14T14:30:03","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T18:30:03","slug":"swan-dive-lakeland-company-provides-better-service-than-bidens-secret-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2024\/08\/14\/swan-dive-lakeland-company-provides-better-service-than-bidens-secret-service\/","title":{"rendered":"SWAN DIVE &#8211; Lakeland Company provides better service than Biden&#8217;s Secret Service"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Satire<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" data-dominant-color=\"4f869c\" data-has-transparency=\"false\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1110px) 100vw, 1110px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-8-1024x1024.webp?resize=1024%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-48804 not-transparent\" style=\"--dominant-color: #4f869c; width:420px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-8-jpg.webp?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-8-jpg.webp?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-8-jpg.webp?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-8-jpg.webp?resize=768%2C767&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-8-jpg.webp?resize=250%2C250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20220309-160259_DuckDuckGo-8-jpg.webp?w=1438&amp;ssl=1 1438w\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A local company has billboards across the county raising awareness on roof inspections.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" data-dominant-color=\"7c98b5\" data-has-transparency=\"false\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"980\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1110px) 100vw, 1110px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_20240814_132905-1024x980.webp?resize=1024%2C980&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-48802 not-transparent\" style=\"--dominant-color: #7c98b5; width:558px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_20240814_132905-jpg.webp?resize=1024%2C980&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_20240814_132905-jpg.webp?resize=300%2C287&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_20240814_132905-jpg.webp?resize=768%2C735&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_20240814_132905-jpg.webp?w=1170&amp;ssl=1 1170w\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The marketing director will be given a commendation by the citizens of Lakeland &amp; all of Polk County for ensuring our safety and awareness!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" data-dominant-color=\"252227\" data-has-transparency=\"false\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"752\" height=\"1022\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1110px) 100vw, 1110px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20240814_133549_X-jpg.webp?resize=752%2C1022&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-48803 not-transparent\" style=\"--dominant-color: #252227; width:467px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20240814_133549_X-jpg.webp?w=752&amp;ssl=1 752w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot_20240814_133549_X-jpg.webp?resize=221%2C300&amp;ssl=1 221w\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looks like Paula Blart, Mall Cop\/Secret Service, will not be inspecting any roofs in Lakeland! 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