{"id":5313,"date":"2019-12-24T11:12:38","date_gmt":"2019-12-24T16:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=5313"},"modified":"2019-12-24T11:13:17","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T16:13:17","slug":"department-of-christmas-affairs-has-released-its-official-naughty-or-nice-list-for-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2019\/12\/24\/department-of-christmas-affairs-has-released-its-official-naughty-or-nice-list-for-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Department of Christmas Affairs has released its ‘official’ Naughty or Nice list for 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Christmas is TOMORROW, and it’s time to find out<\/a> if you’re going to get a lump of coal\nunder the tree or gifts from your wish list.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Department of Christmas\nAffairs<\/strong>, which operates under the North Pole Government, has\nreleased its official “Naughty & Nice List” for 2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you’re ready, click here to see if your first name is on the naughty or nice\nlist.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Department of Christmas Affairs uses the Global Behavior\nTracking Network and data mining technology to determine who will be in good\nfavor come Christmas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Department of Christmas Affairs also says that if you\nare on the naughty list and would like to dispute the result, being a really\ngood person between now and Christmas is a fast track alternative to the\nbehavioral review system.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can’t find your name on the list? You can submit a new name\nfor judgment here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Christmas is TOMORROW, and it’s time to find out if you’re going to get a lump of coal under the tree or gifts from your wish list. The Department of Christmas Affairs,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"9","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"dois","default_image_id":71799,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5313\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}