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<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\nAccording to police, on March 19th, the suspect, identified as 60-something-year-old Paul Ring, pulled into the drive-thru of an Auburndale Dunkin\u2019 Donuts in his 1996 red Ford F-150. As he handed over his payment, the drive-thru worker made an unfortunate discovery: Ring\u2019s \u201cglazed stick\u201d was already on full display\u2014no pants, no shame, and certainly no decency.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The stunned employee quickly completed the transaction (because of professionalism, obviously) before Ring drove off in an unknown direction. Management wasted no time calling law enforcement because this was not the kind of \u201cextra cream\u201d they signed up for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thanks to a sharp-eyed employee who jotted down the truck\u2019s tag, authorities quickly tracked down Ring and confirmed his identity through a photo lineup. It turns out, this wasn\u2019t his first time frequenting the establishment\u2014though we can assume his past visits were slightly less memorable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On March 25th, at approximately 1:23 AM, Ring was arrested and charged with Exposure of Sexual Organs. Shockingly, his record showed no prior indecent exposure charges\u2014suggesting this might have been his first time going \u201cfull Monty\u201d at the drive-thru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is the moral of the story? When Dunkin\u2019 says \u201cAmerica Runs on Dunkin\u2019,\u201d they do not mean pants-optional.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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