{"id":58450,"date":"2025-10-06T19:46:55","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T23:46:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/?p=58450"},"modified":"2025-10-06T19:47:01","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T23:47:01","slug":"man-arrested-for-pooping-on-opossum-in-public","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/2025\/10\/06\/man-arrested-for-pooping-on-opossum-in-public\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

THIS is definitely one of those times.  This man was arrested this time for pooping on a dead opossum on a street during rush hour traffic.<\/p>\n\n\n

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The police report obtained described the scene of the crime in graphic detail.  According to the report, Florida Man \u201cwas observed defecating on a deceased opossum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Police actually witnessed a 45-year-old Man while he was taking his dump on the dead marsupial.  The report also stated he did this during rush hour traffic and in plain sight for everyone to see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After being detained and read his rights, the man then denied ever pooping on the dead opossum.  He even told the cop that he \u201cdoesn\u2019t see straight.\u201d The officer was forced to do some real investigative work to be sure his vision was correct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He went and observed the dead creature for himself.  The report states, \u201cphysical evidence was viewed at the scene, which corroborates the allegations.\u201d It\u2019s a tough job, but someone has to do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was charged with a misdemeanor for exposure of sexual organs and booked into Jail on $150 bond.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THIS is definitely one of those times.  This man was arrested this time for pooping on a dead opossum on a street during rush hour traffic. The police report obtained described the scene of the crime… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":58452,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"14","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"wpai_generated_summary":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":true,"token":"eyJpbWciOiJodHRwczpcL1wvaTAud3AuY29tXC9sYWtlbGFuZGdhemV0dGUuaW5mb1wvbmV3c1wvd3AtY29udGVudFwvdXBsb2Fkc1wvMjAyNVwvMTBcL1NjcmVlbnNob3QtMTAwLTcud2VicD9maXQ9MzA0JTJDMzQ3JnNzbD0xIiwidHh0IjoiTWFuIEFycmVzdGVkIEZvciBQb29waW5nIG9uIE9wb3NzdW0gaW4gUHVibGljIiwidGVtcGxhdGUiOiJoaWdod2F5IiwiZm9udCI6IiIsImJsb2dfaWQiOjE2MzA0MDY2MX0.Sa0UMuF0GpEbOEE50H9b2deEM9grh46q-CHjK0YgEVYMQ"},"version":2,"attached_media":[{"id":58452,"url":"http:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-100-7.webp","type":"image\/png"}]},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[12380],"class_list":["post-58450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-man-arrested-for-pooping-on-opossum-in-public"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58453,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58450\/revisions\/58453"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lakelandgazette.info\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}