SWAN DIVE – “SANTA THEORY AND GARBAGE PICK UP IS TRUE!” 

Santa has left a clear message!

All homes with filled garbage cans who are not getting their garbage picked up are on the NAUGHTY LIST! 

Anyone who has not paid their taxes has not had a pick up…..NAUGHTY LIST!

Anyone who has not weeded their flower garden has not been picked up…..NAUGHTY LIST!

Anyone with a car that is rusted and on blocks has not been picked up….NAUGHTY LIST!

Anyone who has dog poop in the lawn has not been picked up….NAUGHTY LIST!

Anyone who has a couch on the front porch that has more coils springing out of it like a bad mattress has not had a pick up….NAUGHTY LIST!

Anyone with a Biden sign in their yard has not had a pick up….VERY VERY NAUGHTY LIST!

Anyone wearing pj’s while shopping at Walmart has not had a pick up….NAUGHTY LIST!

Anyone who has an electric car and gave up on gas and has not had a pick up…..NAUGHTY AND STUPID LIST! 

Anyone not going to work because they are faking an illness and has not had a pick up….NAUGHTY LIST! 

SANTA IS WATCHING YOU and reporting you to Polk County, SO YOU BETTER CLEAN UP AND GET ON THE NICE LIST SO YOUR GARBAGE WILL BE PICKED UP! 

Santa is real! Biden is the real POTUS. The Easter Bunny is coming to town! 

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