Warning Satire
Disney Launching Task Force to Make More LGBTQ+ Content for Children and Families, and unveiling the 2022 Disney Princesses!
The LGBTQ+ task force is led by Paul Roeder, senior vice president of communications for the Studios (who loves to dress like Lady Tremaine with her cat, Lucifer, from Cinderella)……
and Lisa Becket, senior vice president of global marketing for Disney Parks, Experiences and Products (who loves to dress like Hades from Hercules)
The LGBTQ+ task force had auditions for the new 2022 Disney Princesses last month. “The decision was incredibly hard to make,” says a transgender male cast member who identifies as half mouse-half woman.
The new Princesses will be making their debut this week!
Get ready parents as Cinderfella, Snowmale, Mulman, Arielman, and Jasmale welcomes your daughters at Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique for an extreme Princess makeover! These extremely tall and muscular Princesses will be hugging your little girls and loving on them. These Princesses will be giving their Disney Secrets to your little princess. Isn’t this wonderful?!
The company said the task force will seek out experts to develop a concrete plan to ensure Disney is “a force for good” for LGBTQ+ communities, especially children and families.
Make sure you get your Disney tickets now if you want to morally corrupt your children and damage them forever! Disney wants everyone to be GAY!
Excellent satire! The real shame is that so many families are fooled by Disney as being a safe place for children and families when it is very far from being safe and family oriented. It is more like Pedoland and Pedoworld rather than DisneyWorld and Disneyland. Thank you for this article.
This Satire actually has TRUTH! Disney is supporting homosexuality! They are putting gay characters into all movies/cartoons. They want your children to be sold to Satan. Just look at the REAL character names! Lucifer and Hades! Wow! I am going to start researching all of the movies with names and references to the Satanic Cult! I hears that the new Disney movie has SPIRIT COOKING in it…cannibalism! Disney is not hiding anything!
I can see how people would think this to be ridiculous and not true, but it is true. If we do not take a stand and say NO DISNEY, then our children will not have this GAY AGENDA SHOVED DOWN THEIR THROATS! It is bad enough that the MSM is doing it, but Disney wants HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTERS! Sick and evil! How can anyone go to Disney anymore?! We are finished with Disney!
Stand up America and fight EVIL DISNEY. We have been asleep way too long, since 1967 when they contracted with the CIA. Disney is the swamp….drain it! We do not need this trash and pedophiles in Disney.