Disney Hell
Satire
Disney is now opening a new section of the park that has remained a TOP SECRET PROJECT until now. SWAN DIVE is the first to break this amazing news!
Tomorrow Land is a thing of the past at Disney World and its new face-lift is coming soon!
Welcome to Disney Hell! You will be enticed to see the Villians of Disney. You will be greeted at the GATES OF DISNEY HELL by none other than HADES, Lord of the Dead, from Hercules!
https://disneyvillains.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Disney_Villains
THE BLACK CAULDRON will be the epicenter and being revived to use its power to unleash an army of the deathless Cauldron Born, dead warriors brought back to life by the cauldron controlled by the Horned King . He tries many ways to find the cauldron such as Eilonwy’s magical floating bauble and Taran’s oracular pig, Hen Wen. He later sends his Gwythaints to follow Taran and his friends, who are seeking first Hen Wen, then the Black Cauldron. Eventually, the evil lich and his henchmen find and capture the heroes and the Black Cauldron with them. After the Horned King unleashes his army of Cauldron Born, Gurgi flings himself into the cauldron to stop the army. After facing off against Taran, the Horned King is sucked into the cauldron and perishes. The Horned King has a vast army at his disposal including the troll-like Creeper, the Huntsmen of Annuvin, and the dragon-like Gwythaints.
Doesn’t this sound MAGICAL & exciting?!
Next stop in Disney Hell ….. Greetings from the SeaWitch Ursula.
Here you will enter the glorious ship where you will sing until your voice is forever taken, and you will never speak again, just like Ariel. You will sign a Golden Contract stating that you sold your voice to the devil to get what you heart desired. Using words is highly overrated anyway!
After selling your soul, you will come face to face with Malificant! She carries a staff with a glowing green orb at the tip through which she casts her spells. Malificant is a witch who is married to HADES, Shapeshifter, and Spellweaver.
Located in the Forbidden Mountains at Disney Hell, you will find yourself with Malificant who is an incarnation of complete wickedness. We don’t want to give away all of MAGICAL EVENTS in Disney Hell, so come and find out what happens!
Once you visit DISNEY HELL YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, BUT CAN NEVER LEAVE!
Disney is the most MAGICAL place on Earth!
Isn’t it amazing how the world was blind to what Disney is all about?! MICKEY IS A WIZARD, A WARLOCK….MAGICAL! Magic is witchcraft. Witchcraft is Satanic. Disney is EVIL. Teaching our kids how to believe the witches to get what you want! Unbelievable!
I an shocked that there aren’t many comments. Disney IS exposing themselves to what they truly believe. They believe in Witchcraft and the occult.