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Day: July 8, 2022
City Lakeland is accepting applications for interim city commissioner
Lakeland residents have until Aug. 26 to toss their hat in the ring to serve as interim…
PCSO Computer Crimes detectives arrest five suspects for possession of child pornography
Detectives from the Polk County Sheriff’s Office Computer Crimes Unit (CCU) charged five suspects for possession…
A ‘micro-hospital’ could be coming to South Florida Avenue
Amidst controversy over another hospital proposal, a “micro-hospital” won initial approval from the Polk County Planning Commission Wednesday. …
Biden Disappointed To Learn That Pink Hair Doesn’t Smell Like Strawberry
Satire Written by The Babylon Bee President Biden awarded the Medal of Freedom to Megan Rapinoe…
Lakeland structure fire
Last night, Polk County Fire Rescue responded to a Lakeland structure fire caused by a lightning…
Nikki Fried Florida gubernatorial candidate rallies in Lakeland meets Teen who was arrested
As Nikki Fried approached Lillie Johnson in the parking lot, both faces, lit up with looks of recognition, though they were…