Early one evening in Mulberry, Jason decided to go for a walk. For whatever reason, Jason decided that his clothing was not going to be a part of that walk.
As one might imagine, people tend to call the cops when they witness a naked guy walking around.
A deputy responded (nobody likes getting the naked guy calls), and sure enough, there was Jason…completely naked…and carrying a jug of water and a small glass ball.
The deputy ordered Jason to stop. “No!” Jason responded.
The deputy put a handcuff on Jason. We’ll assume it was on his wrist since that’s where handcuffs go.
Jason tried to resist the deputy, and the deputy no doubt tried to resist getting too close to Jason.
The deputy repeatedly asked Jason what his name was and why he was naked.
Jason was perturbed by the questioning and yelled at the deputy, “Stop asking stupid questions! Ask me a good question.”
Our teachers always told us there were no stupid questions, but as cops, we know there are plenty of stupid answers.
Jason was arrested for exposing his naughty bits and resisting and had to be booked in as John Doe until he could be identified.
In Jason’s defense, he didn’t really have a good place to keep his ID.