Satire
Young Pinocchio (starring Jen Psaki) runs away from his genius creator (played by Joe Biden) accompanied by the horse’s butt (played by Kamala Harris) to see the world and joins the traveling circus run by a hustler (featuring Barack Obama). Pinocchio’s nose grows when he lies because the evil warlock (played by Chuck Schumer) cast a spell on Pinocchio. Pinocchio has a dream of becoming a real girl!

The creators of the new film, Fauci Productions, decided to cast everyone from Washington DC since they know how to lie and act. Pinocchio is a puppet, just like Joe Biden, and creating lies is their specialty!
Disney is excited about the new version because of the diversity in the characters.

Come one, come all, and watch the lies unfold right before your eyes!
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