The Lakeland DMV has scheduled 350,000 people for Florida Drivers Licenses this year with the majority registering as Democrats. With all of the democrats moving here and building happening, it was brought to my attention that the majority moving here cannot afford housing.
Where will they live?
A plan will be submitted on July 11th at the PUBLIC FORUM to close down the road diet project and call it a UNREAL ESTATE PROJECT.
https://www.lakelandgov.net/departments/communications/road-diet/
The proposal works because it will be free housing for all. That’s the Democratic agenda, so they love this idea!
“Far too many Americans lack access to affordable and quality housing. Nationwide, we have a shortage of available, affordable housing units for low-income individuals. Tens of millions of Americans spend more than 30% of their income on housing – leaving them with nowhere near enough money left over to meet other needs, from groceries to prescription drugs. And, tens of millions of Americans live in homes that endanger their health and safety.” – excerpt from The Biden Plan.
Traffic has already transitioned to Kathleen Road, so closing down the roads won’t be an issue and The Biden/Harris Administration agrees with the proposal.
Those living in UNREAL ESTATE have opportunities to work in downtown Lakeland since they will be literally steps away. Maybe the next Lakeland Entrepreneur will emerge from UNREAL ESTATE! But, that most likely won’t happen, since they love free handouts and a permanent vacation lifestyle. Lakeland is a retirement community, right?! Everyone can retire and become a part of the community at the UNREAL ESTATE PROJECT!
Tents for UNREAL ESTATE will be provided by Dicks, but paid for by the hard-working, tax-paying voters of Lakeland. This gives the people the opportunity to relocate from block to block any time they want. Want to do a pub crawl? No problem! Take your tent with you! This will also cut down on DUIs in Lakeland. Every day will feel like a vacation camping experience!
Port-a-potties will be provided by a local Lakeland company and paid for by the hard-working taxpayers of Lakeland.
Such portable restrooms are an excellent solution for the UNREAL ESTATE PROJECT. Each unit comes with a single enclosed stall, and a urinal mounted on the rear. A rolling unit is a way to go as it can be attached to a bike and taken from block to block.
Southside Cleaners will be asked to have laundry services provided to the UNREAL ESTATE PROJECT. This will be paid for by Mayor Mutz and his family. They love to give back to the community!
Lake Mirror will be drained and turned into a bathing pool. All birds and foul turtles and fish will be taken to Lake Parker and Lake Hollingsworth. No animals will be harmed. PETA supporters are making the world a more compassionate place for animals since they too will be living in the UNREAL ESTATE PROJECT.
GOODBYE ROAD DIET…HELLO UNREAL ESTATE PROJECT!
The DMV part is 100% TRUE…..LAKELAND WILL BE OFFICIALLY BLUE AND WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! Why are they coming to this red state and red town???? Lakeland is sinking fast! I know this is a Satire, and brilliant because there is truth to the madness. 85% registered Democrats!!! This is a true fact! Wake-Up Lakeland!
Last time I checked, we Dems didn’t inspire an insurrection to overthrow the government.