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With the times changing and the advancements of computers, emails and drones, the Lakeland USPS will be sold to those who will make Florida better! They already made us better with their “vaccines” that need to be taken 6 times a year because they really don’t work, and the constant mask-wearing of the believers that doesn’t help anything, but Lakelanders are EXCITED ABOUT BILL GATES & WHAT’S NEXT FOR LAKELAND!
Bill Gates is the owner of Microsoft and a Reality TV Doctor and has made a point that cannot be argued.
His statement to Swan Dive via email was since Covid-19 and the lockdowns, more people turned to emails and drones for their communication and delivery services. Why not abolish the USPS?! We will start with Lakeland since 85% of the new citizens are democrats, and they love us!
His reasons were that too many people work for the USPS and they should be on vacation since Florida is the vacation state. He also stated that everyone has a ‘phone’ and can text and email.
Amazon is in agreement with Mr. Gates. They too look forward to abolishing the USPS since it’s archaic. ‘Who uses a pen and paper anymore?’ was the official Amazon statement.
Amazon also agreed that the USPS uses too many gas-powered vehicles and that their diesel trucks and airplanes are much better for climate change. Their services are better for the American economy than the USPS.
Educational leaders have come forward hearing that Gates and Amazon will be closing down Lakeland’s USPS. They have come to this conclusion:
Gates & Amazon want to abolish the USPS because cursive writing is NO LONGER BEING TAUGHT IN OUR SCHOOL SYSTEMS. (SIDE NOTE: FACTUAL STATEMENT). The educators have FINALLY realized it is because our Constitution, Declaration of Independence, & Bill of Rights are all WRITTEN IN CURSIVE WRITING. It has nothing to do with the USPS! This is all about CONTROL!
Bill Gates was shocked to learn that America’s Educators, especially Florida’s educators, have found out the truth regarding the connection between cursive writing, the Founding Fathers Documents, the USPS, technology, and world dominance. Bill Gates wants to DEPOPULIZE the world and dumb down America starting with Lakeland.
The Georgia Guidestones are Bill Gates “10 Commandments”. Click on the link below.
http://shakingmyspear.com/ten-commandments-georgia-guidestones/
Bill Gates wants to rewrite history by taking away our means of communication through the USPS. He wants to read our intimate letters through his Microsoft applications on the computers. Did you know that your phone is a computer?! Yes it is!
Lakelanders are outraged at the fact that the Reality TV Doctor lied to them! How dare he take away our USPS!
This is bullshit!!!! As a taxpaying resident of Lakeland… I’m totally pissed the hell off!!! You start your world-wide takeover in some other country you commi-bastard… NOT IN LAKELAND!!