SWAN DIVE – Mutz makes a proclamation on behalf of the GAY SWANS

Satire

Since Mayor Mutz’s proclamation for the LGBTQ people, the swans were outraged since they were not included! 

https://www.genderinclusivebiology.com/newsletter/80-of-gay-swan-couples-successfully-raise-their-young-compared-to-30-of-straight-swan-couples-gender-showcase-9-12

80% of gay swan couples successfully raise their young, but only 30% of straight swan couples successfully raise their young. 

The Mayor was heard in City Hall yelling that the ‘swans are proud and gay and raise their young just like the humans.’ 

The Mayor is planning to make a proclamation on July 3rd at Red, White & Kaboom at Lake Mirror. 

Wear your “SWAN PRIDE” shirts on July 3rd to show your support for the 80% of gay swans! 

Isn’t it funny that statistics really show that 100% of the swans mate as male and female to make their young…..just like humans, but what do I know?! 

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