SATIRE written by Swan Drive
Mayor and Mrs. Mutz are proud to announce that their family will be seeking counseling at the Rose Dynasty Foundation in Lakeland.
Since the Mayor gave his blessing and deemed all of Lakeland “FULL OF PRIDE” for the month of June, he thought that it would be a great time to ‘come out’ and show his support!
The Mayor was excited to hear that his children can be “where LGBTQ+ youth” can go and see 1st hand where the foundation will “need to do more to support them, spend more time listening to their needs, and be better at accepting, affirming, and encouraging them.” (*THEM = MINORS)
The Mayor is excited to show his children that he and his wife are excited to support and encourage all minors in Lakeland to be gay. He is encouraging everyone to close their Bibles and to walk away from God and His teachings. The Mayor and his family are now practicing and teaching that God made Adam & Steve to their grandchildren so that they too can be a part of the Rose Dynasty.
Mayor Mutz’s church family is extremely proud of the Mutz family and fully supports the Center along with the Mayor and his wife and children. His church is now preaching without the Word of God, and Mama Rose is now leading in Worship and Song.
Contact the mayor to let him know your thoughts: [email protected]
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