By Swan Dive – Satire
The approved book list from the Polk County School Board and Superintendent has been released to the public.
They thought that it would fitting to do the “CHOKE” Challenge in honor of the unanimous vote on the books for our children to read.
The book “CHOKE” by Diana Lopez was a fan favorite by the board.
“Breath sisters” is now the boards’ new name as in the book.
This weekend at Munn Park, there will be a book demonstration and reading with the School Board. They will have a roulette wheel to spin with the Contents from the book as categories:
KNOCK OUT GAME
AIRPLANING
ROCKET RIDE
SLEEPER HOLD
PASSOUT GAME
WALL
CLOUD NINE
THE CHOKING GAME
AMERICAN DREAM GAME
NECKTIE CHALLENGE
BLACKOUT GAME
TRIP TO HEAVEN
GASP
FLATLINER
HYPERVENTILATING
SUFFOCATION ROULETTE
Bring the entire family and tell your children about this book in the school’s libraries and remember to keep your health insurance up to date, paid funeral arrangements, and 911 on speed dial.
Thank you Polk County School Board and Superintendent!
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