Beloved Disney characters Donald and Daisy Duck were spotted in public without any pants and, according to sources, completely unashamed. The Disneyworld mascots have been cited for indecent exposure and are being required to attend an SAA meeting but concerned parents say it’s not enough.
“I bring my children here!” said Billie Jean, a long-time annual pass holder. “Now Donald and Daisy are flashing everyone? It’s disgusting!”
Republicans have pounced on the Walt Disney Company, suggesting the company is grooming children to give up on pants. Meanwhile, Democrats have protested that Donald and Daisy don’t go far enough to challenge Western heteronormative wardrobe ideals. A job walk-out is being organized by representatives of Black Lives Matter and the LGBTQ community.
Disney CEO objected to the assertion. “Donald and Daisy are beloved cartoon characters. Walt Disney created them, and they have never worn pants. Disney is not attempting to groom children or minimize the struggles of individuals who don’t wear pants.”
“Donald and Daisy are ducks.”
At publishing time, a congressional committee has been established to look into allegations that Donald and Daisy Duck are running a human trafficking ring.
Some people seriously need psychiatric help.