By BabylonBee Satire Members of the media were stunned and impressed yesterday after President Joe Biden…
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News Reports Ron DeSantis Is Bussing Migrants to Walt Disney World
Satire It’s a new day for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. After announcing the suspension of his…
Despite Negative Reviews, ‘Trump Vs. Biden’ Renewed For Second Season
Satire by BabylonBee.com Though its first season was branded a massive disappointment by viewers and critics…
SWAN DIVE – the City of Lakeland helps the homeless in their “OFF GRID” lifestyle and locals too!
Satire The City of Lakeland has embraced the fact that they are the largest homeless population…
Disney World To Be CLOSED February 30th, and 31st, 2024!
Mark your calendars and adjust your travel itinerary as Disney World will be shut down on February 30th…
BREAKING: Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are Getting Divorced
Satire Mickey and Minnie Mouse are two of the most popular cartoon characters of all time.…
Aging Senators Show Up To Work In Their Hospital Gowns After Dress Code Relaxed
By BabylonBee SATIRE Following a change in the Senate’s informal dress code, aging senators were excited…
The First Recorded Pizza Delivery Was in 1889
In 1880s Naples, pizza was a staple food for the working class, although the nobility turned…
Promo video for the Momma and Friends Show
Promo video for the Drag Brunch out of all the hate speeches at the Lakeland City Council.…
Police Investigating Corpse That Washed Up On Delaware Beach
By BabylonBee.com SATIRE What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community…
Jabba The Hutt Complains Of Discrimination After Airline Charges Him For Multiple Seats
Written by BabylonBee Local gangster Jabba the Hutt has threatened legal action against United Airlines, accusing…
After Twitter Announcement Fails, DeSantis Sends Back-Up Announcement To People’s Pagers
Satire by BabylonBee.com After a Twitter announcement that was hampered by tech issues, Governor Ron DeSantis…
Florida National Guardsmen Block Off Entrances to Disney World. That’s the Story Anyway.
–Satire– The internet is abuzz with news about National Guard involvement at Disney World this week,…
Study Finds Only 0.01% Of Trail Mix Actually Consumed While On A Trail
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE Surprising results from a recent study have conclusively shown that just 0.01%…
The sequel ‘Rehab Bear’ Green-Lit By Producers
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE Due to the overwhelming popularity of the film Cocaine Bear, movie studio executives…
Meteorologists Struggling To Report The Weather As All The Weather Balloons Have Been Shot Down
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE Meteorologists across North America have been seen on live television struggling to…
‘OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,’ Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden
Written by- BabylonBee Satire An envoy of extraterrestrial beings stifled their frustration and asked to be…
Goose Getting Suspicious This F-18 Is Following Him
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE Following a fourth report of an unidentified object being shot down across…
Hell Finally Gets Chick-Fil-A, But It Will Only Serve Cauliflower Sandwiches
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE Sources in Hades have announced that Satan will finally be opening the…
Tom Brady Signs with Sunnyshade Retirement Home Shuffleboard Team
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE Tom Brady announced today he has officially signed a three-year contract with…
Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE Locals and Groundhog Day enthusiasts alike were caught off-guard today, as the…
Biden Shows Off New Electric Car That Can Hold Over 17 Boxes of Classified Documents
Written BY BabylonBee SATIRE President Biden took to the streets of D.C. today to promote a…
Hillary Clinton Boasts Of Having No Classified Documents From Her Time As President
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE After revelations that former Presidents and Vice Presidents Joe Biden, Donald Trump,…
City, Sinners, & FDOT Plan 9-Month Jaywalking Study After City Commission Crucifies The Chapel Business Proposal
Written by Swan City News Satire After a recent City Commission decision to deny a proposed…
Walt Disney to Replace Benjamin Franklin on the $100 Bill: Report
Satire In celebration of the 100th anniversary of the inception of The Walt Disney Company, the image of…
Florida Sheriff’s new cutting-edge programs
“Polk County Sheriff’s Office is pleased to announce the implementation of their new feline programs. In…
House Speaker Role Finally Clinched By Representative Jar Jar Binks
Written by Babylon Bee SATIRE The conflict among congressional Republicans took yet another surprise twist today.…
Santa’s Sleigh Mistakenly Shot Down By Ukrainian Missile
Written by BabylonBee SATIRE Somber news came out of war-torn Ukraine today as reports confirmed Santa…
Elon Musk Buys Santa’s Workshop and Releases Emails Showing How Naughty and Nice Lists Were Created
Written by Babylon Bee Satire Elon Musk finalized the purchase of Santa’s Workshop this week and…
Tragedies That Could Have Been Prevented With Better Gun Control
Written by BabylonBee.com SATIRE Guns. They’ve caused countless tragedies. The list of tragedies that could have…
13 Billion Dead after Trump Unbanned From Twitter
Satire Thirteen billion people have already died horrible deaths mere hours after former President Donald Trump…
Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For
Satire As part of his initiative to streamline the back end of the platform, Elon Musk…
Gisele Spotted In Seedy Alleyway Slipping Bucs Offensive Line A Wad Of Cash
Written by BabylonBee.com SATIRE Quarterback Tom Brady is growing increasingly frustrated with his offensive line after…
Local Residents File Complaints as Increased NOAA Air Traffic Impacts Amazon Deliveries
Satire by Swan City News Immediately thrown into the proverbial local inane political inferno during her…
Martha’s Vineyard Takes Revenge On DeSantis By Shipping Him 50 Karens
Satire is written by BabylonBee Outraged at having been sent 50 illegal immigrants from Florida by…
Florida Southern Claims Eminent Domain Over Portion of Lake Hollingsworth Drive
Satire by Swan City News Our days of freely circumnavigating Lake Hollingsworth may be numbered. Citing…
‘The FBI Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified,’ Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat
Satire Written by Babylon Bee With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of…
Source Confirms White House Dog Has Been Running Country During Biden’s COVID Isolation
Satire Written by The Babylon Bee A White House insider confirmed today that the Bidens’ German…
DeSantis Outlaws Man Buns
Satire by Babylon Bee Due to the influx of new residents from Liberal states, DeSantis has…
Community Vexed as FDOT Only Welcomes Themselves to Road Diet Open House
Written by Swan City News Satire The Florida Department of Transportation fired a shot across the…