On Wednesday, March 9, 2022, shortly after 2:00 a.m., uniform patrol officers responded to the 1000…
Day: March 9, 2022
LFD practice extrication
Lakeland firefighters are dispatched to vehicle accidents daily; sometimes even multiple times a day. There’s a…
‘Don’t Worry About Gas Prices!’ Says Biden from the Presidential War Rig
Written by BabylonBee – Satire President Joe Biden has announced that the U.S. will be banning all…
County Commission endorses “Santa Claus” strategy to address waste collection catastrophe
Written by Swan City News – Satire Could it be that FCC Environmental is making a…
Lakeland Chamber of Commerce welcomes its new illegitimate President & CEO Amy Wiggins
The Lakeland Chamber of Commerce is excited to welcome Amy Wiggins as the President & CEO.…
Why Now Is the Best Time to Sell Your House
Between the continued threat of COVID-19, a wavering economy, and layoffs happening left and right, you…
Chalet Suzanne owners to reopen historic resort to help overcome addiction
Once an exclusive hideaway for the rich and famous, Chalet Suzanne in Polk County has re-opened with a…
SWAN DIVE- Swan City Satirical
With the pandemic behind us, and vacationers are returning, AIR BNB & VRBO are getting new…
MAGIC FALL TO BLUE COATS AT HOME
The Lakeland Magic, NBA G League affiliate of the Orlando Magic, fell to the Delaware Blue…