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Millenniums, GenZ, and GenAlpha are stoked that ALL SOCIAL MEDIA IS PRIVATE thanks to Elon Musk.

Every self-indulgent photo and video is PRIVATE and no one will ever view them. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, Whatsapp, WeChat, LinkedIn, TikTok, & Telegram is where all PRIVATE MESSAGES, PHOTOS & VIDEOS are posted.
https://blog.hootsuite.com/best-social-media-apps-list/
Please continue to document every second of your life because no one is watching your every move, not even the NSA, the FCC, or Sheriff Grady Judd and team.

No one knows that you were at the beach when you called off sick from work. No one knows that you have any extracurricular activities outside of school, such as parties and skipping classes, and lying to your parents about where you are and what you are doing. Your parents,, teachers, and frenemies will never know your PRIVATE LIFE anymore.
If anyone sees your photos or videos, contact Elon Musk via Twitter and post the photos and videos there so that they will then be guaranteed as PRIVATE.
https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk
Technology is amazing, isn’t it?!
Brilliant article. People need to wake up to the fact that when you post your life on public platforms that everything is OPEN TO THE WORLD. When will people learn?
Love it!
Good one!
Too funny! So many expose themselves and get caught…then they look for someone else to blame when THEY ARE THE PROBLEM AND CREATED THEIR OWN MONSTER. This generation needs jobs and real hobbies. This social media platform is extremely volatile and full of trolls. Put the phone down, stop taking pictures of yourselves. It is narcissistic and sociopathic. It really is a pandemic of idiots!
My kids do not have social media nor do we….the way God intended us to live a quiet and private life. This world needs to stop with exposing their lives and wondering what went wrong! Great Swan Dive!
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