Satire
President Donald J.Trump posted the upcoming movie poster on Truth Social of a bearded Trump holding a sword that seemed to riff on the original LOTR poster depicting Aragorn from the 2003 film, ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.’
The movie is expected to be a HUGE box breaker! Patriots are already camping out in front of theaters without even knowing a time or date. One Patriot was asked why camp out? The response was positive and sure, ‘We know that the movie will come. We know that we know that we know.’
The anticipation is causing a frenzy on the Democratic side. Why? It’s just a “movie”. They call us “CONSPIRACY THEORISTS”, so why freak out?!
Do the words RETURN OF THE MAGA KING scare you?!
Aragorn, from LOTR, was a confidant of Gandalf and part of the quest to destroy the One Ring and defeat the Dark Lord Sauron. Hmmmmmm…..sounds like Trump is onto something!
Rumor says that the movie is about a MAGA KING who was ousted from his throne by a small group of villagers. He is then on a quest that affected every country in the land, wants FREEDOM TO REIGN! During the quest, the MAGA KING encounters evil witches and warlocks in the States Capitols across the land. His army of millions of believers helps the MAGA KING destroy the evil ring of corruption and destroys their treasonous leaders! The MAGA KING returns…….soon before all the lands are destroyed and devastated forever!
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