Written by Swan Dive Satire
Former President Barack stated, “Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time……”
This phrase has been tattooed onto the hearts of the citizens of Lakeland, and they are going to make a change.
On June 15th, Munn Park will be renamed ‘Sodom & Gomorrah’ Park in honor of Pride Month.
The activities of Sodom and Gomorrah Park will be adultery & pridefulness & grooming of children ages 11-17.
Come and CELEBRATE with Mayor Mutz and City Counsel on June 15th! The unveiling of the new park name will happen at midnight after everyone goes home in a private ceremony with the Mayor & City Counsel Members.
Barack Obama was asked to come for the renaming ceremony since the Mayor & Counsel Members supported his agendas, but he declined due to Michelle looking to be the Democratic Candidate for President.
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