SATIRE
It’s COVID SEASON & ELECTION SEASON, but it’s not connected in any way, shape or form. The COVID wave only happens every four years! That’s a scientific fact, just like global warming!
Doctors are urging everyone to wear a mask, even in the pool, in your car, in the shower alone, while you sleep, at church, and in public until November 5, 2024, at 9 pm.
Covid now has a time clock and 9 pm is very specific. The scientific studies have cost trillions of taxpayers dollars and the government knows what is best for us!
Scientific studies have shown for the last three years that it IS SAFE to breathe in the many forms of BACTERIA that are on your mask. It is encouraged TO REUSE your mask and to touch it as much as possible, leave it in your car, crumpled up in your pocket, and even worn around your neck, arm or chin.
Wear your mask to increase the carbon dioxide levels! It will 100% give you excuses to get out of work or visit with people, including family members that you don’t like!
You will experience symptoms of mild CO2 exposure including headache and drowsiness. At higher levels, rapid breathing, confusion, increased cardiac output, elevated blood pressure, and increased arrhythmias may occur. Breathing oxygen-depleted air caused by extreme CO2 concentrations can lead to death by suffocation.
WEAR YOUR MASK IN THIS 100° PLUS WEATHER BECAUSE DR. FAUCI SAID SO!